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How to make love to a Virago

PostAuthor: Matthew » Sun Aug 26, 2007 6:38 pm

How to make love to a Virago

Introduction
Virago’s are detail-oriented, analytical and methodical. They are social climbing perfectionists. Viragos are conventional by nature. Appearances are highly important to the Virago. They crave stability and order.
Follow these steps enjoy great rides while keeping your Virago lover satisfied.


Instructions
Difficulty: Moderate

1. Step One Mind the details. Viragos are observant and romantic. It is the little things that will touch your Virago lover. Bring out the shine while waxing under candlelight. Viragos have a natural inclination to serve. Make the Virago feel special.

2. Step Two Communicate. A Virago has to maintain a certain level of reserve.
Keep the lines of communication open to keep your Virago lover serviced and happy.

3. Step Three Seduce. Start slow. Your Virago lover will need coaxing to come out and play if stored away for to long. Lots of foreplay will get Virago's fire burning. Small talk and eye gazing are sure to turn you and your Virago on. Wrenching and terrycloth petting are delicious to the Virago.

4. Step Four be spontaneous. Virago's prim and proper demeanor may appear stuffy. The Virago plans everything including rides. Your Virago lover needs you to help them lighten up a bit in mixed company. Don't let your Virago get too far ahead of the pack or they will freak out. Use finesse when showing who is the best.


Tips & Warnings
The Virago is most compatible with Drag Star, V Star, Wild Star, Road Star,
Royal Star , Venture Star and the other XV Motorcycles.
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Re: How to make love to a Virago

PostAuthor: eaglebeak » Mon Aug 27, 2007 12:28 am

Step #5 - Always remember that your Virago (like anything else that's truly beautiful, exciting, and rewarding) will have it's periodic "bad days". While these times (thankfully) do not usually run in 28-day cycles, they must be expected and should be skillfully handled by much patience and understanding, good technical knowledge of the problem, plenty of TLC, and much spoiling. Most importantly, keep your mouth shut!! Harsh words and selfish demands toward a Virago with a temporary problem can quickly result in no future rides at all.

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PostAuthor: grazingazer » Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:46 am

holding your mouth right is the main ingredient to success in any mechanical endeavor
if you're asking for help please include the year and model of the bike in your signature
then turn your signature on

my bike is a modified 1981 virago xv75012927the rockabilly rat
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PostAuthor: Matthew » Thu May 22, 2008 11:53 pm

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Re: How to make love to a Virago

PostAuthor: El Muerte » Thu May 14, 2009 7:44 pm

Step 6.
Never neglect your Virago becouseyou have other obligations or (god forbid) over other women.Your Virago only true mistress you'll ever have.Women comes and goes, but your Virago will always wait for you and never run away with another man.

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PostAuthor: Matthew » Sat Jan 30, 2010 1:54 am

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PostAuthor: mcarter-17 » Sat Jan 30, 2010 8:01 pm

Step 7,Spank it once in a while. it'l blow the demons out. If it talks back to ya. Spank it harder. Sooner or later it'll come over to you'er side. If it doesn't, it was never your's to spank.MC
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Re: How to make love to a Virago

PostAuthor: Lone Wolf #2 » Tue Feb 02, 2010 12:21 pm

Viragos are also agreeable to parking next to the vmx series machines, but will often colaborate and join forces against you if neglected. (Don't ask how I know.)
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PostAuthor: daddydutch74 » Thu Mar 11, 2010 2:01 pm

This is great stuff guys,.
Thinking maybe I should show it to the purseholder(Wife) as I'm always talking bout "THE BIKE".

You've made me smile on a sad/diificult day.

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PostAuthor: Xumi » Fri Mar 12, 2010 12:51 pm

And remember when making love to your Virago - giving her the CLAP is a good thing!

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PostAuthor: Matthew » Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:57 am

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Re: How to make love to a Virago

PostAuthor: Jezza1100 » Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:43 am

1338 people have actually read this, no, 1339. Yep, it got me too. eventually!
Love it!!!!!
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Re: How to make love to a Virago

PostAuthor: ms8238 » Sun May 15, 2011 12:05 am

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Re: How to make love to a Virago

PostAuthor: RobErnst » Sat Jun 18, 2011 12:02 am

Kind of off topic but, from dictionary.com.

1. a loud-voiced, ill-tempered, scolding woman; shrew.
2. Archaic . a woman of strength or spirit.
3. archaic a strong, brave, or warlike woman; amazon

virago

late 14c., "man-like or heroic woman," from L. virago , from vir "man" (see virile). Ælfric (c.1000), following Vulgate, used it in Gen. ii.23 (KJV = woman ):

Yes, people, a Virago is a "*****".

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Re: How to make love to a Virago

PostAuthor: ms8238 » Tue May 29, 2012 11:45 pm

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Re: How to make love to a Virago

PostAuthor: ms8238 » Sat Jul 06, 2013 2:15 pm

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Re: How to make love to a Virago

PostAuthor: Squeakyxv » Fri Jan 30, 2015 10:39 am

I'm going to copy that on my face book lol
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