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Theoretically if they abolish police

PostAuthor: Jake » Tue Jun 23, 2020 4:38 pm

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Citizen: I want to report an attempted burglary.

911: Would you like me to send out a social worker ?

Citizen: No, Sanitation worker.

911: Sanitation ? Sir I thought you were reporting an attempted burglary.

Citizen: That is correct.

911: Then why do you need the Sanitation department ?

Citizen: To remove this dead piece of trash from my property.
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Re: Theoretically if they abolish police

PostAuthor: faffi » Tue Jun 23, 2020 4:42 pm

Rude. And a good larf :bg:
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Re: Theoretically if they abolish police

PostAuthor: mark75 » Tue Jun 23, 2020 6:49 pm

good point.
if the PD is "unfunded", who ya gonna call to clear away all the bodies?

guess maybe, if you plug it you plant it?? ... :;: jk :naughty:
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Re: Theoretically if they abolish police

PostAuthor: Flyingdog » Wed Jun 24, 2020 3:01 am

Good one Jake. I LOL the other day at some news report, show'n one of these protestors/thugs being interview, and suddenly got attacked by some weirdo. You could hear someone in the background yell'n.."Where's the police when ya need them?". Ironically, there was one of those "Defund the Police" signs in the frame.
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PostAuthor: Jake » Wed Jun 24, 2020 6:50 am

Flyingdog wrote: You could hear someone in the background yell'n.."Where's the police when ya need them?".


Just like this video where they are protesting, an entertaining 37 secs.

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PostAuthor: Cusstout 1100 » Wed Jun 24, 2020 7:06 pm

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Re: Theoretically if they abolish police

PostAuthor: Flyingdog » Thu Jun 25, 2020 12:57 am

Cusstout 1100 wrote:Code of The Three S's: Shoot, Shovel, Silence.


:lol: Why there's so many sink holes in the Nevada country side.
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Re: Theoretically if they abolish police

PostAuthor: landcrab » Thu Jun 25, 2020 6:06 am

"Oh my what can the matter be, Johnny is late from the Fair"
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