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These aren’t for me

PostAuthor: Jake » Thu Oct 08, 2020 6:17 pm

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.
The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son, how old are you?'
'Eight', the boy replied.
The man continued, 'Do you know what these are used for?'
The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four."
"Oh, really?" the pharmacist replied with a grin.
"Yes." the boy said. "We saw on TV that if you use these, you would be able to swim, play tennis and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do none of those."
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“It ain’t what you don’t know that gets you in trouble.
It’s what you know for sure that just ain’t so.”

~Mark Twain


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Re: These aren’t for me

PostAuthor: Naspc » Thu Oct 08, 2020 6:22 pm

:bg:
1982 Virago xv750 In progress
Currently running with a stock XV750 Carburetor done
Front End conversion: 03' YZF R6, forks, woodcraft clip-ons D12 grips, throttle, brake and clutch levers done
Acewell 3915 speedo & tach: done
Starter: Box'O'Rocks - Dr. Virago Pete Fix, New Grounds, Clean Carbs and Fresh Batterydone
4 brush starter: Arrowhead SMU0072 done
Air Box to Pod Conversion done
ACCEL Super Coil 140408BK & New Plug Wires with NGK Caps done
Autolite ap63 Spark Plugs done
Antigravity Compact 12V Lithium-Ion Battery AG-1201 done
Rick's Lithium Ion Battery Compatible Rectifier Regulator 14-409 done
Grounding Mod done
SirDocWolf 2nd Gen rear wheel conversion 150/90/15 done
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Re: These aren’t for me

PostAuthor: Flyingdog » Fri Oct 09, 2020 12:26 am

:bg: ...Good one.

Young lady, new to the facts of life, walks up to the pharmacy counter with several boxes of tampons and asks: Sir..which size do you recommend?
Pharmacist: What is your flow?
Lady: Linoleum
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Re: These aren’t for me

PostAuthor: Jake » Fri Oct 09, 2020 5:40 am

:bg:
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“It ain’t what you don’t know that gets you in trouble.
It’s what you know for sure that just ain’t so.”

~Mark Twain


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Re: These aren’t for me

PostAuthor: bstig60 » Sat Oct 10, 2020 1:14 pm

:bg:
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"It´s a friggen motorcycle, it´s not supposed to be comfortable, quiet or safe. The wind noise is supposed to hurt your ears, the seat should be hard and riding it should make you s**t your pants every now and then. "

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It is easier to help you if we know where you are.


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