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Pulled over

PostAuthor: Jake » Thu Jul 02, 2020 10:20 am

I got pulled over on i-25 for doing 9 mph over the speed limit.

As the officer started walking up to my truck, i rolled my windows down .....

My adorable and apparently INCREDIBLY smart 8 yr old Son, started screaming from the backseat:
“It’s coming out!!!!!”
“I can’t hold it any longer Dad!!!!!”
“It’s almost here!!!!!!!! Daaaaaaadddddd!!!”

Now the trooper is HEARING him scream this....
and he leans in the window and asks him “What’s going on here???”

He looks him DEAD IN THE FACE

And says “I’ve got poop coming outta my butt!!”

The officer started laughing.
I looked like I was about to cry laughing.

He asked how far I had to go, which was about 2 miles home. He told me to drive safe and get the little guy home to do his business. He could NOT stop laughing.

As soon as we pulled away I asked “What the hell was that about???”

This kid,smirked and said “I saw it on YouTube but I didn’t think it would work”

I said “So...... You're not pooping ?”
He said nope and you're not in trouble either.
“It ain’t what you don’t know that gets you in trouble.
It’s what you know for sure that just ain’t so.”

~Mark Twain

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Re: Pulled over

PostAuthor: Naspc » Thu Jul 02, 2020 1:41 pm

1982 Virago xv750 In progress
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Re: Pulled over

PostAuthor: bstig60 » Sun Jul 05, 2020 10:57 am

"It´s a friggen motorcycle, it´s not supposed to be comfortable, quiet or safe. The wind noise is supposed to hurt your ears, the seat should be hard and riding it should make you s**t your pants every now and then. "

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Re: Pulled over

PostAuthor: beltdrive » Mon Jul 06, 2020 2:42 pm

Clever - - clever kid and brave as well what an acter - that was funny

Something a little less funny came up in the news, police in Denmark had stopped this guy for drunk driving and he lost his drivinglicence for 6 month, now he has it back and is still drunk driving, but this time, they cannot charge him agin, as everytime they stop him , he lock the doors and drink from a snaps - alkohol bottle, before he opens the doors again, they take him to the station and to court, but they cannot take away his licence , as the judges trows out the case, because he has been drinking AFTER he was stopped by police, and it cannot be proved that he drank before the driving
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