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Crow fatalities

PostAuthor: turbodog » Fri May 03, 2019 8:49 pm

.... saw this on FB, don't shoot the messenger....
The Arkansas D.O.T found over 200 dead crows on highways recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu.

The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars.

The Agency then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills.

The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger.

They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike"
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Re: Crow fatalities

PostAuthor: Jake » Fri May 03, 2019 10:08 pm

The crows must have migrated from New England. :bg:
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Re: Crow fatalities

PostAuthor: mark75 » Sat May 04, 2019 5:55 pm

case of Avian Flew too late?
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so Laissez les bon temps roulez. just roll safely --- Semper Vigilans...always watchful

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