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Don't stop drinking and riding

PostAuthor: faffi » Fri Nov 02, 2018 3:00 am

A biker was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you spend this on bike parts instead of food?" the man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't had a bike in 20 years!"

"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?
The man replied.......

"That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking and bikes."
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Re: Don't stop drinking and riding

PostAuthor: Jake » Fri Nov 02, 2018 6:47 am

:rofl:
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It’s what you know for sure that just ain’t so.”

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Re: Don't stop drinking and riding

PostAuthor: bstig60 » Fri Nov 02, 2018 11:22 am

Great! :bg:
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"It´s a friggen motorcycle, it´s not supposed to be comfortable, quiet or safe. The wind noise is supposed to hurt your ears, the seat should be hard and riding it should make you s**t your pants every now and then. "

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