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Robot bartender

PostAuthor: Jake » Tue Sep 12, 2017 7:59 am

A biker goes into a bar where there’s a robot bartender! The robot says, “What will you have?” The biker says, “Whiskey.” The robot brings back his drink and says to the biker, “What’s your IQ?” The biker decides to “fudge it a little” and says,” 168.” The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology.

The biker leaves, . . . but he is curious . . . So he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, “What will you have?” The biker says, “Whiskey.” Again, the robot brings the biker his drink and says, “What’s your IQ?” This time he decides to just tell him the truth and the biker says, “100.” The robot then starts to talk about football and Nascar.

The biker leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try this robot bartender one more time. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, “What will you have?” The biker says, “Whiskey,” and the robot brings him his whiskey. The robot then says, “What’s your IQ?” The biker says, “Uh, about 50.” The robot says, " How's the harley running ? ".
“It ain’t what you don’t know that gets you in trouble.
It’s what you know for sure that just ain’t so.”

~Mark Twain
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